- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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