- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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