- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

i like it in the mouth

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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