- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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