- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

France had one revolution

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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