a man makes a bad joke

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do you call your mom? Mom

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Grace Ackerson

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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