- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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