roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A dyslexic blind man

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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