Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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