Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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