- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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