What is 33 + 1? Penis

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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1+2 = 6

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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a. why? b. because

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Anti Joke

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