- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

ever tried african food? they neither

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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