- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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