- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

THe Election

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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