- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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