- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

whats long and black? a baton

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??