- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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