- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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