- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Take part of what?

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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