- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

XD Jackass.

you give like i give lomain

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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