- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

womans having rights.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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