A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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