- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Fat? Jesse Z

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.