Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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