- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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