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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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