A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

G:nock nock B:come in!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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