What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

"Knock knock" Come in!

João Duarte reads this.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

hi jonny

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What do we call Osama? Osama

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What is better than life? Nothing.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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