- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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