- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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