"hey do you know the date" "58"

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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