- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call your mom? Mom

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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