- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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