- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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