How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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