Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Amazing

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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