quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Penis

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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