Death by kayak

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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