Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Manchester City

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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