- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Asian women drivers...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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