- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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