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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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