So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Do the roar!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Justin Beiber

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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