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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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