- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Leave. Now.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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