a man makes a bad joke

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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