Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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