what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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