- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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