- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

I can't see my forehead

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Ben is gay

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

BIG PENIS

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

why did the chicken cross the road

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

NEVER

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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