Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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penis

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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I'm Spartacus

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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