I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Women's rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

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