Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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women's rights

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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guess what?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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