I got shot, you laughed

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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