Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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