Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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I got shot, you laughed

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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