Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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