Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Your mom.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Scott

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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AND

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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knock knock go away

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Dallas Cowboys

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