Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Obama

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AND

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Laura Pratz..

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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