- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Women's rights.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

So a seal walks into a club...

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

NEVER

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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