- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

I got shot, you laughed

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Asians...

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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