Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Scott

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Obama

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Laura Pratz..

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