What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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DERP

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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youre gay

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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