What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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i have aids and a chode

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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