What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Female Athletics

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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ASSCHEEKS

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Hair

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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