- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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