- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

An antijoke

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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