Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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NEVER

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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