Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Anti Joke

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