- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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