- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

I had friends on the Death Star.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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