- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A woman walks into a bar.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Women's rights

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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