- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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