What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

my gramma died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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