- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

womans having rights.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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