Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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knock knock come in

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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