- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

whats my name? Matt

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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