What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Obama = ebola

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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