What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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call me maybe.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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