- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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