- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Death by kayak

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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