- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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