- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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