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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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