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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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