What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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