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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage