Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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