What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

are you saying pam, or pan?

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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