- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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