Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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your face

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A man did not like this site

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Womans baksetball...

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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