- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

The Labour Party.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's 9+10 Ebola

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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