james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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