Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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