- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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