- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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