- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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