- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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