- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky