- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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